when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
paparazzi would show up to a celebrity’s lesbian wedding and be like ‘so-and-so looked classically chic at elaborate friendship ceremony with long-time ‘gal pal’ so-and-so. the two reportedly shared a completely platonic kiss and vowed to be ‘best friends’ for life’
Amy trying out the ‘professional lesbian’ look:
Emma Swan existing:
I really hate being an introvert because I sometimes think “oh hey, I can totally hang out with a bunch of people right now! I can handle it! I hate being alone!!” and then three hours into hanging out I realize how draining of energy it is for me to be around other people and I just want to curl up into a ball and isolate myself for the rest of my life.
mom: so how do you know this person?
me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*
I would like to erase:
- The HIMYM series finale
- The OUAT season 3 finale
- and 2007
getting home and being able to take off your pants more like