Blogger Formerly known as tatiana-maslany-324b21

kareshy:

gigaguess:

mrsdevilla:

the-treble:

internationalgirl:

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”

That cat even looks like it’s accusing him of something like wait a Fucking minute here are you dead did you really think you could slip that shit passed me

andrewandemmaarethesun:

reason #56 why stonefield is the best couple to ever walk the earth:

They sing Spice Girls songs together.

Baby: m-m
Mom: mama?
Baby: mitochondria. it is the powerhouse of the cell

yungghunty:

Boy: Wanna go out sometime?

Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.

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rumour:

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Does anyone else find it funny when bloggers reblog their own posts after they’ve died down? It’s like they are trying to relive their glory days.

my dad: don't eat raw cookie dough
me: at what age did you lose your sense of wonder
first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.

jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for

specialkredberries:

who the fuck named toxic shock syndrome am i right i mean tampons are scary enough when you are 13 seriously you couldnt name it something clinical you had to name it DEATH POISON DISEASE

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

lolcuteanimals:

Boston Terrier carrying her pup in a backpack.

lolcuteanimals:

Boston Terrier carrying her pup in a backpack.

‘There will be a time in my life where my hips don’t work, so I should really just soak this in.’

laterovaries:

hiddleston-is-my-cup-of-tea:

paraph:

I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe. OMFG.

Oh fuck…I’m dying…